Archive for July, 2007

Reviving Aecey..

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

Delaqroux Inc updates! Just a few weeks ago, my PC broke down thanks to some virus infection (which totally shut off my whole system) and now, i have to reformat it. Planned to take my laptop to the shop for the reformating but my dad prefers me to do it by my own self. Well, not like i dont know how to, but it’s a totally tedious job! I mean, if you send the PC to be reformatted in one of those PC shops, they would do it real fast and even install all those basic necessities for our windows. But if you do it manually? Sheesh.. believe me, it’s a tiring, time consuming job which most of the time, you’ll be spending time waiting for those darn updates.. Furthermore, i decided to get Vista for my PC this time around. Well, it looks cool with all those black layouts and all but i dunno that some programmes arent made for Vista. Hell, it’s one helluva tedious job man… I’ve started my work since 5pm and i’m still in front of my pc till 8!! Good thing that the internet connection’s back online (God knows til how long though), at least i get to be online while waiting for all those updates ^^

Still… *yawn*

Blood banking

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

Last thursday, me and Preenie actly travelled all the way to University hospital as Preenie wanted to donate some blood of hers to the hospital’s blood bank. Ok, if you’re saying something like "wtf? Where did that came from??"; i would say that i agree with you 100%. Seriously, i mean, we went to IPBA library like we always do and there was this announcement note that there would be a blood donation campaign this thursday and preenie just go like "OMG!! I’M LIKE SOOOOOO GOING" (yeah, i was exaggarating on that one but you would too, i bet) So, as usual. Meet Darkie, Preenie’s trusty bodyguard..

Searching for that blood bank was hell! Apparently, everyone  kept on pointing to random directions when we asked them of the blood bank. It was scary. The whole hospital was like a maze. Not to mention that i saw a guy in a white jubah with a ketayap (normal dress-set for a real pious muslim guy- often claimed to be what a Muslim angel would look like in their human form) standing right at the end of the surgery ward hallway. He is a human btw. Preena saw him too… so.. uh… that would make him human right?

Anyways, after almost breaking a leg, looking for that place; we finally found it!… only to found out that i’m not old enough yet… GRAAAAARGH!!! DAMN YOU ALLL!!! I’M TRYING TO GET SOME POINTS TO GO TO HEAVEN HERE DAMNIT!!!! WHO’RE YOU CALLING ‘ADIK’??? WHO!!!!???? WHOOOOOO!!!!!????? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!????

Huff… Huff… huff… it’s a good thing they gave me some free sandwich in the end… or i’ll burn that place down…

Oh ya, additional story! As i was kicked out due to some stupid age restriction what-the-f*** that is, Preenie went in alone and she finsihed with her donating session. However, while i was accompanying her with lunch afterwards (this is the point that i got the free sandwich ^^), a couple sitting with us told Preenie that she would have to be rly rly careful. Why? Well, according to the guy, a lot of people who donated blood might actly get… uh… fatter due to some increase in appetite… and for Preenie, this IS bad news..

NYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! lololololololololzz… Should have seen how she quiver in fear… lolz. Anyways, turned out that the increase in appetite might be real but the fattening is just some bad joke.. lolz. Still, almost laughed my heads out at that point. lolz :p poor Preenie.. Dont worry, God rly rly loves you… Nyahahahah!!!

Putrajaya- The City of Sins

Friday, July 6th, 2007

Quite a controversial blog title eh? Well, in just a few moments, i’ll tell you why YOU should be thinking the same. Lads and lassies, Delaqroux Inc Updates…

Yesterday, we went for this tour around Putrajaya, the so-called new administrative capital city of Malaysia. I always heard of Putrajaya, but never actly went touring around the place and for you out there reading this; sit back, relax, and let Dark Delaqroux provide you a tour of this god-forsaken place.

Putrajaya was, ironically, a multi million project of exposing Malaysia’s greed to the world. The place was once an oil palm plantation but now, the land had been stripped barren. Imagine it as KL but minus all the buildings. It looks like a desert with multi billion costed buildings outcropping in several positions in the land. The land was not covered in sand nor grass though, but tiles and tar- each squares imported from a foreign country and resembling a boulevard which looks more like a ceiling than a floor- flat, nothing with only very few things sticking out here and there occasionally. Every building has its own identity and a big price tags to go with it. Undeniably, every building has its own uniqueness with adaptation of foreign infrastructures. But it looks stupid. All of them. None of them looks harmonious with each other.

Regardless, it was perhaps the idea of making a ‘harmonious’ landscape that they build several riduculously designed bridges around the area. Each of the bridge are unique, of course, but too many uniqueness and the place itself is looking riduculously retarded. I’d say if i could see the blueprint of this whole place, i would say that the architects and engineers are a bunch of drunk assholes with extremely too many crappy ideas and too much money for themselves.

As an oxymoron to this, there were barely any people in that area. Cars are likely small house-lizards in a whole wide white-painted walls riduculously named to portray harmony in the citizen of putrajaya (if there were any that is). Basically, it was like a high tech ghost town. Oh yes, and the statues here and there? Well, they reflect the unity of Malaysia- each costing hundred thousands each- which to me, reflects the stupidity of Putrajaya Corp.

There is a mosque built in the area (with another new one currently under construction). The mosque was large and multi-billion-costed as well. In fact, it could occupy hundreds thousands people in one time. But in my opinion, the mosque wasnt built for the purpose of occupying Muslims to have prayers. Of course, what’s the use of Mosque if people cant pray in it? Yes, i’m not saying you cant, but marbled encryptions, 24 Karat pinnacle, costly tiles etc etc? Why are they designing the mosque as if the mosque itself is a god? The mosque is just merely a place for Muslim to worship God- not for Muslim to worship the mosque. It was dumb. Purely dumb idea. Oh yes, everyone must have covered the eye with a double eye patch on this one, but; in the teaching of Islam, if a mosque is built for the purpose of providing something for people to worship instead of providing a place for people to worship God, it signifies an uncoming end to the surrounding civilization. Interesting… With two mosque in the area with about a million occupant possible, there were no signs of any other worshipping place of any other religions in sight. No church, no temple, nothing. Oh yeah, did i mention that almost evrything in Putrajaya is built to reflect unity of Malaysians? Hmm..

As a conclusion, Putrajaya is a place built on wrath (in such a reckless chase of glory), greed (to have the glory of owning such an expensive capital city), envy (for the desperate attempt to rival with all renowned city of the world), pride (to boast to the world how ‘capable’ Malaysia is), lust (for name, pride and glory of the world), gluttony (to fill in infinite hunger for pride and glory) and sloth (for totally neglecting all the ACTUAL responsibilities of the ruler to his people)

Putrajaya- The City of Sins.
This is Dark A. Delaqroux and it have been a pleasure being a tourist guide for you all. Thank you.

No Pads, No Helmets- Just Paintballs!

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

**with tears streaming out of both eyes** After weeks of being offline thanks to some suckass internet communication, the server’s finally back up and online and thus, this shall mark another DELQROUX INC UPDATES!!! **lame polka theme song** For those unawared (which i think, that makes up almost all of you) Me, Lee and Adam particpated in a Paintball tournament in Bukit Jalil organized by FlyFm. Our team name was “No Pads, No Helmets- Just Paintballs!” Pretty catchy huh? Eitherways, there were 52 teams competing and heck, were we excited that time.

Okay, long story short, our team was up against “The best of the worst”. A team of Chinese dudes which seemed to possess some experience in the world of paintballs. Ok, doesnt sound too good for us who were jsut armed by experience of playing counter-strike in the past years. Eitherways, according to Adam and his smart hypothesis, we were to have our battle in Field One. So, we spent most of our time there, thinking of what strategy to use. However, our match wasnt on Field one! But, instead at Field Two!! Now, that’s another something that caught us with our pants down (it’s a metaphor btw).

So, yep, we lasted for around 2 minutes until I got shot in the face (the bullet just came splat on my visor and i got blinded.. and marked out. Lee got shot in the neck (ouch) and Adam got shot in the ba… uh… groin… Okay, we sucked but hey, it was a good experience. That’s something to treasure aint it? And not to mention a free t-shirt each as souveniers. After all, it was freebie. Cant expect to get the rm3000 prize with such cheapskate like us eh? lolz

Ironically, our team name is “No Pads, No Helmets- Just Paintballs”. But, you cant never imagine how thankful i was to have a helmet during the match. Or else, i might have a paintball instead of an eyeball by now…